Thursday, March 28, 2013

One story


This is Abigail. Abigail is a sheep. She had her fleece sheered a few weeks ago, but due to the recent inclement weather has been allowed to wear it again; this time in the form of a stylish, knitted number. Abigail appreciates it; but finds the knitted version less warm, and slightly itchy. She doesn't really understand why it had to be removed in the first place - this is Ireland after all! Abigail likes asserting her authority over younger sheep, supervising the Crèche, and 'Carry On' films. She dislikes synthetic fibres, and Goats (who are all 'a bit thick from all that head-banging tomfoolery.')

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